Talk about this before you go, otherwise you ll end up in a ditch when you slam on brakes in the pouring rain and shout, Do you want to drive? If she s driving don t say a word. And if you know she took a wrong turn, never admit later that you knew the right road to take all along.
Stick to this rule and there s a good chance you ll have a happy holiday and perhaps an entire life. The words shouldn t you have turned left there? have been the death knell of too many relationships.
Find out if she snores. It s seldom that...